Do Not Read if Easily offended or are female

Message

Aladinsaneuk · #1 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:10 pm

I make no apologies - this is rude and blue - and sexist - but I roared with laughter when I recieved it as a text

BUT

you have been warned....

Great Mysteries of our time

Why is it, in the middle of the night, in total darkness a woman can get a six inch willy into a quarter inch fanny - but in broad fucking daylight struggles to get an eight foot wide car into a fifteen foot gap with out fucking scratching the car??

Gio · #2 Post by **Gio** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:37 am

Friction dear boy, friction

D-Rider · #3 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:00 am

Don't post this one up on the US site Pete .... their understanding of "fanny" takes this a step further down the road (or was that "passage"?) .... and they'd never get their heads round the concept of a car only 8 feet wide ............

sidestand · #4 Post by **sidestand** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:07 pm

HowardQ · #5 Post by **HowardQ** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:32 pm

Think they also might get worried about a willy that "big".

Falken · #6 Post by **Falken** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:54 pm

And a fanny that tight.

ligloo · #7 Post by **ligloo** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:47 pm

.... especially at the comments

and I just showed this to a male mate who said 'thats cos the willy has a good driver and the car doesn't'