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Do Not Read if Easily offended or are female
I make no apologies - this is rude and blue - and sexist - but I roared with laughter when I recieved it as a text
BUT
you have been warned....
Great Mysteries of our time
Why is it, in the middle of the night, in total darkness a woman can get a six inch willy into a quarter inch fanny - but in broad fucking daylight struggles to get an eight foot wide car into a fifteen foot gap with out fucking scratching the car??
BUT
you have been warned....
Great Mysteries of our time
Why is it, in the middle of the night, in total darkness a woman can get a six inch willy into a quarter inch fanny - but in broad fucking daylight struggles to get an eight foot wide car into a fifteen foot gap with out fucking scratching the car??
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...