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Christmas. *spoiler*

#1 Post by Samray » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:29 pm

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?

The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythological creatures.

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#2 Post by Samray » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:41 am

The Four Stages of Life

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

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#3 Post by D-Rider » Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:00 am

Samray wrote:The Four Stages of Life

1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

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... so what's it like to move to stage 4 then :smt002 :smt019

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#4 Post by Samray » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:10 pm

I moved on to stage five some time back. :smt002

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#5 Post by HowardQ » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:46 pm

I'm stalled at stage 6 !
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