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Samray
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by Samray » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:29 pm
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythological creatures.

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Samray
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by Samray » Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:41 am
The Four Stages of Life
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:00 am
Samray wrote:The Four Stages of Life
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.

... so what's it like to move to stage 4 then

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Samray
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by Samray » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:10 pm
I moved on to stage five some time back.

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HowardQ
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by HowardQ » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:46 pm
I'm stalled at stage 6 !
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