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Willopotomas
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by Willopotomas » Sun Apr 23, 2017 9:21 pm
Bars open to all my fellow Englishmen (and wimmin). I know it's quite late, but I hope you've all been out celebrating.
Tis also Sprog Mk3's 7th birthday, so took him out on the back of the bike for the first time. He loved it.

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flatlander
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by flatlander » Mon Apr 24, 2017 7:19 am
It was also st Jordi here in Catalonia we celebrated by having a massive cook out the traditional book and rose day oh and by beating Madrid in their stadium so yes we drank ... A lot
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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by fatboy » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:00 pm
I'd love to take a pint off you Will but I don't qualify as I'm a bloody European, half Lanchashire, half German and half Maltese
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by Gio » Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:12 pm
fatboy wrote:I'd love to take a pint off you Will but I don't qualify as I'm a bloody European, half Lanchashire, half German and half Maltese
Wow 1.5 thats alot

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I didn't celebrate either as St George wasn't English, he was a Roman soldier of Greek extraction so was strictly speaking an immigrant.
At school I was only ever in 2 houses and they were both St Patrick's so I celebrate that instead.
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"
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by BikerGran » Mon Apr 24, 2017 10:32 pm
I thought he was Polish, someone on FB said he was Turkish!
But hey - any reason's good for a celebration!
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by D-Rider » Tue Apr 25, 2017 10:58 am
Gio wrote:fatboy wrote:I'd love to take a pint off you Will but I don't qualify as I'm a bloody European, half Lanchashire, half German and half Maltese
Wow 1.5 thats alot

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I didn't celebrate either as St George wasn't English, he was a Roman soldier of Greek extraction
.... and grew up in Syria ....
Gio wrote:....... so was strictly speaking an immigrant.
Presuming that you mean an immigrant from the English perspective ..... well that seems pretty doubtful as there is no evidence that he actually came here - let alone settled.
Oh, and I don't "do" saints.
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by Willopotomas » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:51 pm
I'll pass on all of those birthday well wishes to my lad.

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by flatlander » Tue Apr 25, 2017 7:52 pm
A belated one from me sorry I missed it
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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by D-Rider » Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:03 pm
Willopotomas wrote:I'll pass on all of those birthday well wishes to my lad.

Oh yeah ..... Sorry
Happy Birthday
How the Wilson boys have grown !
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by fatboy » Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:41 pm
fatboy wrote:I'd love to take a pint off you Will but I don't qualify as I'm a bloody European, half Lanchashire, half German and half Maltese
I should clarify that, half Lancs, half Polish/German and half Maltese with no Maltese blood line, being born on that sunny little isle allows me to adopt Dual Nationality
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by Gio » Thu Apr 27, 2017 6:33 pm
D-Rider wrote:Gio wrote:fatboy wrote:I'd love to take a pint off you Will but I don't qualify as I'm a bloody European, half Lanchashire, half German and half Maltese
Wow 1.5 thats alot

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I didn't celebrate either as St George wasn't English, he was a Roman soldier of Greek extraction
.... and grew up in Syria ....
Gio wrote:....... so was strictly speaking an immigrant.
Presuming that you mean an immigrant from the English perspective ..... well that seems pretty doubtful as there is no evidence that he actually came here - let alone settled.
Oh, and I don't "do" saints.
Maybe he was like the Poles we get they come for a while then go home after their kids get child benefit.,
I hate it when people ask if you have a bathroom, I want to say "No we pee in the garden"
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by D-Rider » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:31 pm
That'll be: come, work hard, contribute to the economy, maybe accessing some benefits to which they are entitled (and contribute to through the taxes they pay) and either settle, move on or return home .....
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by fatboy » Tue May 02, 2017 3:17 pm
D-Rider wrote:That'll be: come, work hard, contribute to the economy, maybe accessing some benefits to which they are entitled (and contribute to through the taxes they pay) and either settle, move on or return home .....
Probably doing 2 or 3 shite jobs at the same time that are not appealing to English benefit cheats
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by BikerGran » Tue May 02, 2017 4:39 pm
You shouldn't allow yourself to be overly influenced by the media - there are far fewer 'benefit cheats' than you think!
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by fatboy » Wed May 03, 2017 6:31 pm
BikerGran wrote:You shouldn't allow yourself to be overly influenced by the media - there are far fewer 'benefit cheats' than you think!
You don't live where I live !
How on earth can you claim tax credits smoking weed and listening to the radio all day ?
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