Speed camera
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Speed camera
Every so often I pass a forward facing speed camera, the yellow box type. When I am in the car I know how it is going to get me if I speed, now I'm riding the bike every so often I wonder how it could work as I have no front plate to register.
Not bothered about speeding throught it as it is placed in such a way that you can't even if you tried, basically a tax gatherer, but thought I would ask anyway.
Not bothered about speeding throught it as it is placed in such a way that you can't even if you tried, basically a tax gatherer, but thought I would ask anyway.
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after going through two mobile cameras over the last two days which thankfully appear to have only been forward facing I hope that no is the answer :( anyway whenever I have done it I have not received a ticket so either I have not been speeding or they don't work on bikes or they had no film in
That said they don't work on lorries either as they vcant go above 60 where they are restricted to 40 I mean cripple the motorists not the businesses
And with apologies to Kirsty Macoll
Oh darling why'd you drive so fast
Another bike just flew past tonight
And now the cameras coming in
And I can't win and it ain't right
You tell me all you've done at speed
And all the places you have gone over limits without me
Well I don't really want to know
But I'll stay quiet and then I'll have a go
And you won't have no cause to flash your lights at me
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
Oh coppers you're so unpopular
You're the worst thing on the road today...
With your unmarked cars and foreign camera vans
News is you charged your mother with speeding too
And now I'm lying on the dole
'Cause you're out there on the prowl
To get some car going fast in York
I can hear you laughing now and
I can't help feeling that somehow
You don't serve the public no not at all
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to the public you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
he's just a liar not a twat like you
I said he's not a twat wish I could say the same for you
I said he's not a twat unlike you
He's only a liar but the biggest twat is you
That said they don't work on lorries either as they vcant go above 60 where they are restricted to 40 I mean cripple the motorists not the businesses
And with apologies to Kirsty Macoll
Oh darling why'd you drive so fast
Another bike just flew past tonight
And now the cameras coming in
And I can't win and it ain't right
You tell me all you've done at speed
And all the places you have gone over limits without me
Well I don't really want to know
But I'll stay quiet and then I'll have a go
And you won't have no cause to flash your lights at me
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
Oh coppers you're so unpopular
You're the worst thing on the road today...
With your unmarked cars and foreign camera vans
News is you charged your mother with speeding too
And now I'm lying on the dole
'Cause you're out there on the prowl
To get some car going fast in York
I can hear you laughing now and
I can't help feeling that somehow
You don't serve the public no not at all
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy on the bridge hes got a camera
oh shit the git he's dressed in blue
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to the public you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
he's just a liar not a twat like you
I said he's not a twat wish I could say the same for you
I said he's not a twat unlike you
He's only a liar but the biggest twat is you
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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On the way back from the Club Aprilia meet in Peterborough I was happy pooting along at 40 in a 40 zone and noticed a Ferrari in front and don't get to overtake them very often, so downed a gear and passed it but didn't notice the camera on my left oops. £60 and 3 points me thinks 

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I got done on tuesday
village of grimstone was a 40 mph speed limit last week
Monday, new signs went up - 30 mph limit
tuesday, nice young man waved at me - obviously loved the diesel mondeo....
much to his disgust I did not have my licence on me, and nor was i especially keen on his desire to give me a yellow love letter - but, seems like I won three points - and points make prizes... the prize this time being a lovgely donation of £60 to the police ball fund
I said "Thanks Stable" - well, I hardly knew him so did not want to call him by his first name......
village of grimstone was a 40 mph speed limit last week
Monday, new signs went up - 30 mph limit
tuesday, nice young man waved at me - obviously loved the diesel mondeo....
much to his disgust I did not have my licence on me, and nor was i especially keen on his desire to give me a yellow love letter - but, seems like I won three points - and points make prizes... the prize this time being a lovgely donation of £60 to the police ball fund
I said "Thanks Stable" - well, I hardly knew him so did not want to call him by his first name......
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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I wouldn't be too sure about that - I managed to get a ticket for doing 49 in a 50 limit (since I was driving an artic and should only have been doing 40). Seems that some of these cameras are clever enough to know how large/heavy your vehicle is.flatlander wrote: That said they don't work on lorries either as they vcant go above 60 where they are restricted to 40 I mean cripple the motorists not the businesses
As for front-facing cameras, my underrstanding is that they can't catch you on their own but if you happened to be observed going through one the photo could be used alongside evidence given by the witness. This has also caught people out when passing Police camera vans that only photograph the front, since the nice man inside apparently sits on a swivel chair and manually takes down your registration.
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look your honour if you are telling me he managed to get my number accurately as I accelerated from 89 to 136 you are having a laugh



For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
There have been cases where bike riders have been done with forward facing cameras by identifying "unique features" of the bike and rider/kit that appear in the photo.
Even if they couldn't catch you, I think we would do ourselves no favours at all by speeding through them.
Too many unpunished bikes speeding through and we all become identified as a problem and if we're a problem, we become a target .... even more than we already are.
Best to have fun where none of the cameras are and be good boys and girls when the cameras can see you - whether or not they can see your plate.
Even if they couldn't catch you, I think we would do ourselves no favours at all by speeding through them.
Too many unpunished bikes speeding through and we all become identified as a problem and if we're a problem, we become a target .... even more than we already are.
Best to have fun where none of the cameras are and be good boys and girls when the cameras can see you - whether or not they can see your plate.
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Funnily enough it was the A303 where I got nabbed as wellBikerGran wrote:When my hubby was trucking he got stopped going West along the A303.
Later on he was coming back along the A303 and........ yep, same copper, other side of the road.
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Sorry Pete but you are wrong on this one!Aladinsaneuk wrote:Average speed cameras rely on front facing number plates
I am gutted every time I use the a14
We have special ones in our area, set up rear facing, just to catch bikes, like on the A631 at Beckingham just outside Gainsborough, they were put in just for that purpose.
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