A guy goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
"I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from
between your tits," he says.
"You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "Get out before I get my
husband."
The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe.
The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
"I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of
your arse and lick it all off.
She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!"
Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again.
"One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?"
"I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your
pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy
cup."
The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs
to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the TV.
"What's up love?" he asks.
"There's a guy in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits
and lick the sweat off", she says.
"I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband.
"Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks
and lick it off" she screams.
"Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
"Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my pussy with
Guinness and then drink it all" she cries!
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and
switches the TV back on.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.
"Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of
Guinness..."
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