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by MartDude » Sat May 05, 2012 10:22 pm
(copied from another board)
remember putting a blade of grass in between your thumbs and blowing? shouldn't that work the same with a thong in your butt crack when you fart?..
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by D-Rider » Sat May 05, 2012 10:54 pm
ROFLMAO
We all know she has the volume - the challenge now is to get a tune out of it!
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by Jadaris » Mon May 07, 2012 8:12 pm
Hmm since I've been spending so much dam time at work I don't know what a thong is as within out student code the guidelines state, one must not wear a thong...... huh? Do they strip search us or something???? Are we all having to provide entertainment for the Marches meet, if so I will get practising to see if I can perfect this.... how about you guys join in and we could even have a chorus of kum by yah buttock style around the camp fire
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon May 07, 2012 8:14 pm
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words fail me
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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by D-Rider » Mon May 07, 2012 8:32 pm
Fire Brigade on standby ......
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by MartDude » Mon May 07, 2012 9:09 pm
Jadaris wrote: how about you guys join in and we could even have a chorus of kum by yah buttock style around the camp fire
Something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXygCaEIMEIt flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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by BikerGran » Mon May 07, 2012 9:37 pm
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
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by BikerGran » Mon May 07, 2012 9:39 pm
As for not being allowed to wear a thong - when I was a kid the girls at the local grammar school were not allowed to use an umbrella - never understood that one either.
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by Aladinsaneuk » Mon May 07, 2012 9:41 pm
White shirts that go sheer when wet....
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by D-Rider » Mon May 07, 2012 10:58 pm
Aladinsaneuk wrote:White shirts that go sheer when wet....
I seem to remember that happening with white swimming costumes too - much to the embarrassment of one of the girls in our class when I was in the 5th or 6th form during a swimming lesson.
Not sure why she felt the need to bring in a different cossie after that
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