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BikerGran
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Racial ......... (don't read if you'll be offended!)

#1 Post by BikerGran » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:13 pm

There was this young Muslim kid who was being reprimanded for the last time before being fired.

Predictably, the Muslim youth said to the shop foreman,” You’re firing me because I'm Muslim!”

The boss paused, reflecting on the comment, and said.” No, we had to hire you because you are Muslim.


We're firing you because you're Fucking Useless!"
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#2 Post by Samray » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:15 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#3 Post by fatboy » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:37 pm

:smt003 :smt003
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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#4 Post by Falcorob » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:26 pm

:smt003 :smt003
I'm right 98% of the time so why worry about the other 3%?

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#5 Post by Willopotomas » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:03 pm

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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.

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