Suicide on a bridge

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Samray
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Suicide on a bridge

#1 Post by Samray » Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:27 pm

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a
woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want
to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before
you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"





"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".





The authorities think she may have been pushed.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#2 Post by blinkey501 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:45 pm

:smt003
Tolerance will be our undoing.

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#3 Post by fatboy » Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:18 pm

Brilliant ! ! ! :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
Cleverly disguised as an adult !

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