Friendship

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Falcorob · #1 Post by **Falcorob** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:34 pm

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

When you are sad ~ I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

When you are worried~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

When you are sick ~ Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

This is my oath ..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ~ because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Falcorob · #2 Post by **Falcorob** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:56 pm

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post sentries so you don't get caught.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Call your parents drunk as fcuk and tell them about the fat bird you tried to pick up
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the taxi home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know it's all going tits up, so set up rally points and an E & E route.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "ok...we fcuked up..."

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to man the fcuk up.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up that fat minger and left them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Kick in the door with a video camera!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relationship problems and hope it works out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you honking on a CFT, and help you straighten it out better than Jezza and Graham.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girlfriend has.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm here!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will swing for the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will split their last tenner with you, drag you along, and try to steal drinks all night.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "hey, don't waste that!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more".

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shite to the person who talks shite about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fcuk out!!

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will take a bullet for you.

Willopotomas · #3 Post by **Willopotomas** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:28 pm

Most of the Civi/Military one's remind me of most of my biker pals. We're a pretty solid bunch. Although I've never spooned with any in a field, I've definitely helped one or many out, no idea who owes me what or who I owe to, haven't seen some of my stuff for years, but know who's got it, and likewise the other way round.

Bikers and Army types.. Something about being in a "band of brothers" makes you a formidable force against 'normal' people

D-Rider · #4 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:34 pm

Willopotomas wrote:.......... no idea who owes me what or who I owe to .........

No idea of what I've got of yours, but I've an itemised list of all the bits and pieces of mine that you've got

Samray · #5 Post by **Samray** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:36 pm

Willopotomas · #6 Post by **Willopotomas** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:55 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Willopotomas wrote:.......... no idea who owes me what or who I owe to .........
No idea of what I've got of yours, but I've an itemised list of all the bits and pieces of mine that you've got

Yeh, I know whats yours dude..