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Willopotomas · #31 Post by **Willopotomas** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:38 pm

what about Pozi?

D-Rider · #32 Post by **D-Rider** » Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:55 pm

TBH I have wondered whether they differentiate between the different flavours of + screwdrivers .... but I've never actually asked ...

flatlander · #33 Post by **flatlander** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:06 am

Well following up on the perverse theme of earlier posts King Dick do a wonderful screw driver that fits multiple heads

randomsquid · #34 Post by **randomsquid** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:30 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:But would that be a left or right handed impact driver?

Depends if you have the left or right handed lump hammer, have to do these things right.

As an aside I bought a spiffy Halfords ratcheting ring spanner. Took me quite a while to work out why there wasn't a little knob to change the ratchety direction.

D-Rider · #35 Post by **D-Rider** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:37 pm

randomsquid wrote:
As an aside I bought a spiffy Halfords ratcheting ring spanner. Took me quite a while to work out why there wasn't a little knob to change the ratchety direction.

There is .... the little knob has to turn the spanner over and then he will find it ratchets the other way.

At least that's the way both my Aldi ratchet sets work (the normal ones and the ones with flexi-heads)

Aladinsaneuk · #36 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:52 am

subtitles will be provided for those who struggle with sarcasm....

(I don't think we have many from Uncle Sam's country atm but....)

D-Rider · #37 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:41 am

.... or as the Russians might put it ..... Tsar-Chasm

randomsquid · #38 Post by **randomsquid** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:10 pm

D-Rider wrote:
randomsquid wrote:
As an aside I bought a spiffy Halfords ratcheting ring spanner. Took me quite a while to work out why there wasn't a little knob to change the ratchety direction.
There is .... the little knob has to turn the spanner over and then he will find it ratchets the other way.

You'd be surprised how long it took for me to work that out. Or maybe you wouldn't.

D-Rider · #39 Post by **D-Rider** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:53 pm

We all have days when we're not quite as quick on the uptake as we might be

Willopotomas · #40 Post by **Willopotomas** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:57 pm

Plus he's a Black Country boy. Has to be expected..

Aladinsaneuk · #41 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:06 pm

Sometimes he turns and looks at you over his shoulder with those cute eyes

But on a bad day he gets it wrong and looks at his hump....

MartDude · #42 Post by **MartDude** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:10 pm

Anyway, you need to follow the left hand path.

But you have to perform the correct rituals.

The appropriate left-handed hammer, impact driver, dremel, or whatever, must be anointed with the fluids of a virgin black Falco, sacrificed with the sacred torque wrench of Nekhbet* under the hooves of Sleipnir, in the ruins of Wednesbury bus station on a propitiously rowdy Saturday night

* Egyptian vulture goddess

Samray · #43 Post by **Samray** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:58 am

Sounds about right.

Aladinsaneuk · #44 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:26 am

trying to find any virgin around these parts is getting damn hard.... the one we have we are saving for halloween.....

and I thought it was Sekmet?

randomsquid · #45 Post by **randomsquid** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:13 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:trying to find any virgin around these parts is getting damn hard....

The sheeps have learned to swim?