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explain this

#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 9:52 pm

"I wear a thong under my leathers while riding my bike, in case it has to be cut off in an emergency"


words fail me.... i mean seriously fail me

I emailed it to the consultant in A&E at the local hospital a couple of minutes ago just in case... oh, i did also say that the responsible person for the comment would be doing a placement there in a while.....


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Re: explain this

#2 Post by D-Rider » Tue May 18, 2010 10:02 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:"I wear a thong under my leathers while riding my bike, in case it has to be cut off in an emergency"


words fail me.... i mean seriously fail me

I emailed it to the consultant in A&E at the local hospital a couple of minutes ago just in case... oh, i did also say that the responsible person for the comment would be doing a placement there in a while.....
Does this "responsible person" have colour-matched thongs to go with his/her bike?
If so, have they recently had to buy new thongs .... maybe sending those with a Suzuki motif to the Oxfam shop while purchasing a new stock in a tasteful oasis green?

.... and have they bought a special thong for continental journeys? .... sort of a Thong for Europe ......

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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 10:07 pm

you may think that, i could not possibly comment


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#4 Post by Jadaris » Tue May 18, 2010 10:08 pm

The actual comment was "I wear thongs while I'm riding cos they're easier to cut off...." :smt003

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#5 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 10:11 pm

you looking for men with teeth like the Beegees??

just I have seen your sloggi's on the washing line and fark me would need to be big teeth


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#6 Post by D-Rider » Tue May 18, 2010 10:16 pm

Jadaris wrote:The actual comment was "I wear thongs while I'm riding cos they're easier to cut off...." :smt003
Well, if that's the case, i'll just have to get myself one.

In fact, this could set Ridersite apart from other forums with their 2-a-penny hats, T-shirts and fleeces ..... we could introduce the forum thong.


..... now all I need to know is why I'd want something like this to be especially easy to cut off - there's nothing in that locality that I want anyone waving knives or scissors within quite a large exclusion zone ....
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 10:21 pm

she is wittering on on skype saying it makes perfect sense

and apparently she does have a matching set of oasis green underwear - but if anyone can help with some oasis green tissue paper she would be well happy - its all about cleavage it seems


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#8 Post by D-Rider » Tue May 18, 2010 10:25 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:she is wittering on on skype saying it makes perfect sense

and apparently she does have a matching set of oasis green underwear - but if anyone can help with some oasis green tissue paper she would be well happy - its all about cleavage it seems
Green tissues have been banned under health and safety laws ..... apparently they need to clearly show the difference between their new and used states.

Bronze toilet paper similarly
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#9 Post by Jadaris » Tue May 18, 2010 10:37 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:she is wittering on on skype saying it makes perfect sense

and apparently she does have a matching set of oasis green underwear - but if anyone can help with some oasis green tissue paper she would be well happy - its all about cleavage it seems
Oi Mr!!! I have cleavage and not of the arse variety..... :smt016

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#10 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 10:40 pm

bet your knicker cup size is larger.....

and if you had done as i suggested and just rubbed that andrex between your nipples a few times a day then.....


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#11 Post by D-Rider » Tue May 18, 2010 10:44 pm

Jadaris wrote:
Oi Mr!!! I have cleavage
.... not that unusual on this forum .....
Jadaris wrote:
and not of the arse variety..... :smt016
.... ah ..... well never mind, guess the rest of us will make up for your lack ...
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#12 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 10:53 pm

u been drinking hero juice again??


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#13 Post by D-Rider » Tue May 18, 2010 10:57 pm

No worries - she's all talk and an easily-cut-able thong ..... (allegedly)
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#14 Post by Jadaris » Tue May 18, 2010 10:59 pm

All talk hey! Just you wait Mr..... both of you have racked up a fair amount of stripes on the tally chart tonight..... :smt018

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#15 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue May 18, 2010 11:01 pm

why have you changed your avatar to a studded dildo jadaris?


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