so after easter...

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who else has these problems?

Found their leathers have shrunk in the wash
4
57%
that creme eggs - at least three a day, may make your knickers tight....
2
29%
that wearing a G String makes your lover think of a big Mac
1
14%
 
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so after easter...

#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:35 pm

just questioning folk....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#2 Post by HisNibbs » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:38 pm

I think not from the same planet. I've never washed my leathers.
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:43 pm

I understand that these phenomena may have greater effect on riders of Falcos of certain colour ..... some correlation to the rareness of the colour.

I can't see any scientific reason for that being the case but that's the info I gathered from my source,
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#4 Post by MartDude » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:19 am

Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
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#5 Post by fastasfcuk » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:18 am

MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009

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#6 Post by Firestarter » Tue Apr 13, 2010 7:24 am

fastasfcuk wrote:
MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009
Come on, I paid for my breakfast, I don't want to waste it...

I wonder if these questions are directed at the forum, at himself, or at someone liable to give him a good slap... :smt002
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#7 Post by D-Rider » Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:37 am

Firestarter wrote:
fastasfcuk wrote:
MartDude wrote:Crikey - Pete in a g-string - there's an image to conjure with
there'an image i'm blocking from my imagination. :smt009
Come on, I paid for my breakfast, I don't want to waste it...

I wonder if these questions are directed at the forum, at himself, or at someone liable to give him a good slap... :smt002
He tells me it's the slapper

..... no, hang on, that didn't come out quite right .........
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#8 Post by HowardQ » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:48 am

He only mentioned the G String to impress you Andy, he is still stalking you for the Chip! :smt002 :smt002
Hope it didn't work :smt009
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#9 Post by D-Rider » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:27 pm

He's bagged a chip from elsewhere ... I believe my stalker has lost interest .... thank goodness
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#10 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:26 pm

just getting matches.....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#11 Post by D-Rider » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:47 pm

She'll have dismembered you and buried you long before you can strike a light.

You knew you took a risk with the poll .... I do apologise if my comments have increased your predicament ....
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#12 Post by Gio » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:50 pm

Found their leathers have shrunk in the wash

You're weird, whoever washes their leathers (or even cleans them for that matter)


that creme eggs - at least three a day, may make your knickers tight....

spread the eggs on your arse then, might make it easier


that wearing a G String makes your lover think of a big Mac

Never seen a balloon wear a g- string and the cream eggs would make a mess of your trousers/jeans

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#13 Post by Samray » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:52 pm

Ello Gio. :smt003
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#14 Post by Gio » Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:06 pm

Samray wrote:Ello Gio. :smt003
Ello Sam :smt003

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#15 Post by Jadaris » Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:21 pm

D-Rider wrote:She'll have dismembered you and buried you long before you can strike a light.

You knew you took a risk with the poll .... I do apologise if my comments have increased your predicament ....
Increased his predicament.... oh Andy what about yours! Verbal slap on the way for you :smt002

And sorry to dissappoint but there will be no dismembering but a fair amount of slaps being given, I'm now on my way over to punish him! :smt003

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