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MartDude · #31 Post by **MartDude** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:41 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:have stolen a few hearts over the years....

Didn't realise the NHS was that short of organ donors

D-Rider · #32 Post by **D-Rider** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:45 pm

I was totally baffled by what he meant .... glad you explained it Mart !

ligloo · #33 Post by **ligloo** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:38 pm

AuDbOd wrote:when i was 17 i sneaked into my sisters room and took her car keys at 1 in the morning....went for a spinnie poo up town...and promptly wrote it off !!! I was carted off in an ambulance (pretending i was unconcious coz i knew my dad would kill me) and the cops went to our house, my dad answered the door and the cops said "your daughters ok but has had an accident in the car" my dad said "not my daughter they are all in bed) (he has 6 daughters) ..the cops said "hey you better have a head count" and he ran back out shouting "shit there is one missing" !!!!!!!!!!

My sister was quite happy she got a new car off the insurance. I thinkk my dad did a head count every night after that

and she's turned into the worlds strictest mother LOL.... some people have such short memories

Falcopops · #34 Post by **Falcopops** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:32 am

ligloo wrote:
AuDbOd wrote:when i was 17 i sneaked into my sisters room and took her car keys at 1 in the morning....went for a spinnie poo up town...and promptly wrote it off !!! I was carted off in an ambulance (pretending i was unconcious coz i knew my dad would kill me) and the cops went to our house, my dad answered the door and the cops said "your daughters ok but has had an accident in the car" my dad said "not my daughter they are all in bed) (he has 6 daughters) ..the cops said "hey you better have a head count" and he ran back out shouting "shit there is one missing" !!!!!!!!!!

My sister was quite happy she got a new car off the insurance. I thinkk my dad did a head count every night after that
and she's turned into the worlds strictest mother LOL.... some people have such short memories

Isn't it a womans perogative to to adopt the "do as I say not as I do" doctrine?

AuDbOd · #35 Post by **AuDbOd** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:30 pm

Falcopops wrote:
ligloo wrote:
AuDbOd wrote:when i was 17 i sneaked into my sisters room and took her car keys at 1 in the morning....went for a spinnie poo up town...and promptly wrote it off !!! I was carted off in an ambulance (pretending i was unconcious coz i knew my dad would kill me) and the cops went to our house, my dad answered the door and the cops said "your daughters ok but has had an accident in the car" my dad said "not my daughter they are all in bed) (he has 6 daughters) ..the cops said "hey you better have a head count" and he ran back out shouting "shit there is one missing" !!!!!!!!!!

My sister was quite happy she got a new car off the insurance. I thinkk my dad did a head count every night after that
and she's turned into the worlds strictest mother LOL.... some people have such short memories
Isn't it a womans perogative to to adopt the "do as I say not as I do" doctrine?

Me strict !!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are kiddin ...the only rule i have for my kids is...dont drink my drink...get yer own !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL