1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)
5 I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kyle age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9. I hate to go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink.
(Kevin age 6).
Can also be a problem when you get older!!!
