sheep

[Aladinsaneuk]

> A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them
> for wool.
>
> After several weeks, he notices that none of the
> sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The
> vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
>
> The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what
> this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only
> asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.
> The vet tells him
> that they will stop standing around and instead
> will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
>
> The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He
> comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
> he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the
> sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods,
> has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
>
> Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
> Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces
> that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the
> Land Rover again.
>
> He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep
> twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed
> exhausted.
>
> Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just
> standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and
> proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods.
> He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning
> home, falls knackered into bed.
>
> The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
> the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look,
> and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
>
> "No," she says, "They're all in
> the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

[Samray]

but are you sure he was Welsh? and not a Kiwi