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Tweaker
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Morning Sex

#1 Post by Tweaker » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:46 pm

MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
The ride is the reason ........ the destination is just the excuse.

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#2 Post by ligloo » Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:03 pm

:smt003

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#3 Post by Samray » Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:07 pm

:smt082

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#4 Post by Falco9 » Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:34 pm

:smt081 :smt081 :smt081 :smt081 :smt081

F9 :smt006
I've spent 50% of my life riding motorcycles, the rest I've wasted!

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#5 Post by HowardQ » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:28 pm

:smt003 :smt005 :smt003 :smt005 :smt003 :smt005 :smt002

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