one of those days....

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Aladinsaneuk · #1 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:23 pm

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on. Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client James Wright had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a lousy day he must have had, feeling bad she decided to go upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"[/b]

Samray · #2 Post by **Samray** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:42 pm

Falcopops · #3 Post by **Falcopops** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:18 pm

Falco9 · #4 Post by **Falco9** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:04 pm

Nice one

Obviously offered as we are in a good mood this week eh M8??
roll on the Norwich game (which I know you'll be missing

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Aladinsaneuk · #5 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:32 pm

oh yes... i have never seen so many norwich fans so depressed as I have this week.... BUT - we have no strikers, they have expect a draw LOl

meanwhile, I will be safely enconced in excel, supping an al or two :)

#6 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:48 pm

We're not depressed.

And it's going to be a win to the Canaries

Falco9 · #7 Post by **Falco9** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:44 pm

Oh I doubt it, it'll just take a Tommo free kick and we be laughing

I hope I sound confident

F9

Aladinsaneuk · #8 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:58 pm

yeah right kwack - budgias on Trill may bounce with health.... but recently they have not so much been canaries as Norwegian Blues.....

Honestly, I expect a draw..... or a Leeds win

#9 Post by **Kwackerz** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:00 pm

They probably will, however never count your bricks til your black cat has thrown it's eggs...

HowardQ · #10 Post by **HowardQ** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:14 pm

A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In more more than twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'plonker' the doctor had ever seen. It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I am really so very sorry," he said.
"I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the man replied . . .

Samray · #11 Post by **Samray** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:54 pm

#12 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:19 pm

some smug bastid wrote:
We're not depressed.

And it's going to be a win to the Canaries

Told ya so ...

Samray · #13 Post by **Samray** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:40 pm

Remind me again ... the score?

#14 Post by **Kwackerz** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:53 pm

2 - 1

I guess it was just one of those days..

Aladinsaneuk · #15 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:37 pm

'king right

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/nav?page= ... age3508082

awful day... especially as the first pub I got too after the debacle that was excel was an adnams pub.....