I hate computer and systems and intranet et al

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Viffer
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I hate computer and systems and intranet et al

#1 Post by Viffer » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:26 am

Right, who of you tech types works with computers and I don't mean selling em at pcworld. I need commercial help.

Peter

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#2 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Nov 11, 2008 8:30 am

?

more info required i think


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#3 Post by Firestarter » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:28 am

Home or business?

What seems to be the problem sir? :smt003

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#4 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:14 pm

Kick it. Then press the reset button.
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#5 Post by mangocrazy » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:15 pm

I can certainly help you out with your IBM zSeries mainframe...

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#6 Post by Viffer » Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:50 pm

Got a wizard visiting tomorrow, first rule he'll learn is explain in english or you don't get the job

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#7 Post by D-Rider » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:52 pm

Viffer wrote:Got a wizard visiting tomorrow, first rule he'll learn is explain in english or you don't get the job
Gandalf, Merlin or Harry Potter ?

:smt017

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#8 Post by Fausto » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:14 pm

D-Rider wrote:
Viffer wrote:Got a wizard visiting tomorrow, first rule he'll learn is explain in english or you don't get the job
Gandalf, Merlin or Harry Potter ?

:smt017
Or Roy Wood ?

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#9 Post by D-Rider » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:21 pm

Fausto wrote:
D-Rider wrote:
Viffer wrote:Got a wizard visiting tomorrow, first rule he'll learn is explain in english or you don't get the job
Gandalf, Merlin or Harry Potter ?

:smt017
Or Roy Wood ?
LOL, yes, of course .... and it's nearly the time of year to hear him belting out his stuff from every shop you pass .... or get dragged in to .....

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