An Irishman walking down the riverbank, when he sees a priest baptising people in the river.
He walks in and stands next to the priest.
The priest ask have you found Jesus Paddy.
No father answers he.
So the priest takes paddy's head and puts it under the water.
When he lets him back up, he asks have you found Jesus Paddy?
No, answers Paddy, so the priest put Pady's head back under the water.
He lets Paddy back up again and asks have you found Jesus yet?
No answers Paddy.
This time the priest dunks Paddy for two minutes.
He lets Paddy up again and asks Have you found Jesus yet?
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Paddy replied not yet Father, are you sure this is where he fell in.