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HowardQ · #1 Post by **HowardQ** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:55 am

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I afraid I must confess something darling, I was once a hooker!'.
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me more about it'.
She replies - 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'.
His wife replies 'You've got a bigger dick than your brother'

What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
The McCartneys.
But really we shouldn't make fun of Macca.
Let's face it, how will he ever find another woman to fill her shoe?

Samray · #2 Post by **Samray** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:36 pm

sidestand · #3 Post by **sidestand** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:04 pm

Samray · #4 Post by **Samray** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:29 am

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you, Jody," Bill said, "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."

"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."

"I see." he said. Then, brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

HowardQ · #5 Post by **HowardQ** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:29 am