Supervisors assesment translation.

[Samray]

Accepts new job assignments willingly : Never finishes a job.

Active socially : Drinks heavily.

Alert to company developments : An office gossip.

Approaches difficult problems with logic : Finds someone else to do the job.

Consults with co-workers often : Indecisive, confused, and clueless.

Consults with supervisor often : Pain in the neck.

Displays excellent intuitive judgement : Knows when to disappear.

Happy : Paid too much.

Hard worker : Usually does it the hard way.

Identifies major management problems : Complains a lot.

Indifferent to instruction : Knows more than superiors.

[Viking]

Outgoing personality: Will not stop talking. Ever.

[Gio]

Superb driving skills, just like all the other crap drivers.

[Samray]

Internationally known: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.

Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.

Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.

Keen sense of humor: Knows lots of dirty jokes.

Keeps informed on business issues: Subscribes to Playboy and National Enquirer.

Listens well: Has no ideas of his own.

Not a desk person: Did not go to college.

Uses all available resources: Takes office supplies home for personal use.

Quick thinking: Offers plausible excuses for errors.

Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.

Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn.

Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.

Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.