Had a spot of bother on the way to Brno: both of my red led taillights blew. Noticed this, or more correctly had this pointed out to me by a mate, late one afternoon in Northern Italy. Bugger.

Our hotel provided a free internet booth in reception, so a quick Google revealed that the Innsbruck branch of Hein Gericke was about 100 yards away. Result.

Outside HG at 9:30 next morning; no sign of life… and none in the bike repair shop over the road. Actually, no sign of life anywhere nearby. It’s not Sunday, is it? No, it’s Tuesday, but a friendly local appears and explains that it is a Public Holiday and everything will be closed. Bugger.

Tried a filling station for bulbs but no luck (and tried the local H-D dealer but he’s closed as well). So on the road still with one clear bulb. Feeling a bit conspicuous.
Stopped for lunch in Salzburg, got “locationally-challenged” on the outskirts and stopped to check the map. Looked across the car-park to see the new Salzburg branch of Hein Gericke… but it’s still Austria and it’s still a Public Holiday, so it’s closed.

While wandering around the little village we stayed in that night I spotted a little scooter shop. This could be worth a try. Next morning I’m round there at 9:00 waving a dead led lamp at them and practicing my best German;
“Haben sie anything like this???”
… puzzled looks…
“Stop and Tail”
… shaking heads. After a bit of (barely coherent) conversation I understand that they have nothing like the led but might have a normal bulb.
“Normal is good, ja” says I, and a normal stop and tail bulb is produced.
Sold to the fool with the appalling language skills.
Next stop… the cosmetics shop (with the worst fluorescent pink décor imaginable) and a bottle of their finest/cheapest red nail varnish.
…Red taillights again, yahoo.

OK, they’re a bit pink but it works.

