Possible Scotch egg warning for Kwackers !!

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Possible Scotch egg warning for Kwackers !!

#1 Post by HowardQ » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:28 am

The following is supposedly the transcript of an ACTUAL radio
conversation in October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British
authorities, near the coast off England. The transcript was released by
the MoD on 10/10/95.

BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid
collision.

U.S.NAVY : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to
avoid collision.

BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
the South to avoid collision.

U.S.NAVY : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

U.S.NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS.
I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. So F**K off

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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:04 pm

:smt005 :smt005

Cheers fer the warning. I was eating a bit of Melon at the time. :smt002
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:57 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Go on Howard (or anyone) ..... dare you to post this up on the AF1 forum .....

:smt077 :smt077

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#4 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:00 pm

I think that this sia variant of the US navy and canadian coast guard

the USN have always denied it happened - the canucks allegedly published it :)

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