Got the battle wounds while helping a mate bounce his sons 18th party. Got involved in a minor fracas early on in the night and some scrote jumped me from behind so I head butted him an broke his nose. Later that night his brother and mates turned up mob handed so I waded in, but the cavalry failed to arrive and the brother returned the compliment. You might notice the kink in the picture. 'kin hurt putting it straight again I can tell you.
Should have seen the mess I was in that night, I looked like a black and white minstrel, but the black was replaced with blood. Looked bad, but didn't need stitched and my nose went back with a bit of persuasion. I've had worse playing rugby.
