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#1 Post by flatlander » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:23 am

And the luck continues brakes have lost all pressure ... Luckily its on the piece of shit mercedes and not the bike ... The drive home could be interesting
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#2 Post by fatboy » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:37 pm

Burn it, no more problem's
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#3 Post by flatlander » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:25 pm

I left the fekker unlocked in Runcorn all day couldn't even get it stolen !
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#4 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Jun 02, 2015 11:07 pm

I've left my cage unlocked for about three months. The damn alarm keeps going off when I lock it. No one cares. It's still there. We've even got pikeys a few miles up the road. What's the point of insurance when I can't get a new box cuz no bugger nicks the one I've got! hahaha :smt005
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#5 Post by flatlander » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:23 am

I had a maestro when I lived in Spain never had a key for it opened it with a coin started it with a screwdriver the only time it went the police took I told them to keep it and they dropped the fines and brought it back ... Damn lived that little maestro
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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