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#16 Post by MartDude » Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:52 pm

It's a tart's handbag.
The wheels look ridiculous, like something you'd expect to see on a toy or a child's bike.
The pinky-red anodised bits are bordering on chavvy, like the anodised bolts, Renthals & other bits you see on second-rate would-be streetfighters.
Like so many recent bike, the front end is burdened with unnecessary bits of shaped plastic, which look like '80s power-dressing shoulder pads.
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#17 Post by blinkey501 » Thu Dec 25, 2014 6:00 pm

MartDude wrote:It's a tart's handbag.
The wheels look ridiculous, like something you'd expect to see on a toy or a child's bike.
The pinky-red anodised bits are bordering on chavvy, like the anodised bolts, Renthals & other bits you see on second-rate would-be streetfighters.
Like so many recent bike, the front end is burdened with unnecessary bits of shaped plastic, which look like '80s power-dressing shoulder pads.
I take it you don't like it then?

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#18 Post by MartDude » Thu Dec 25, 2014 7:25 pm

blinkey501 wrote:
MartDude wrote:It's a tart's handbag.
The wheels look ridiculous, like something you'd expect to see on a toy or a child's bike.
The pinky-red anodised bits are bordering on chavvy, like the anodised bolts, Renthals & other bits you see on second-rate would-be streetfighters.
Like so many recent bike, the front end is burdened with unnecessary bits of shaped plastic, which look like '80s power-dressing shoulder pads.
I take it you don't like it then?

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What on earth gave you that idea? :smt002
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#19 Post by Dusty » Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:09 pm

I can't argue with Mart. I much prefer the bog standard Brutale.

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#20 Post by flatlander » Thu Dec 25, 2014 11:08 pm

I can't argue with mart either:
A) because he has a California
B) because I don't understand his hill billy accent
C) because he's got an axe
You choose
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#21 Post by fatboy » Sun Dec 28, 2014 6:58 pm

The correct answer is A,B,C.

If anyone bought this curious thing they would need to haggle some serious deal with a certain bike valeter....
How long would it take to clean those white wire wheels?
Sorry, the more I look at it,the more of an Essex girl I see
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#22 Post by MartDude » Sun Dec 28, 2014 7:05 pm

fatboy wrote:The correct answer is A,B,C.

If anyone bought this curious thing they would need to haggle some serious deal with a certain bike valeter....
How long would it take to clean those white wire wheels?
Sorry, the more I look at it,the more of an Essex girl I see
It can only be ridden whilst wearing white boots
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#23 Post by Willopotomas » Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:07 pm

Said I like the wheels, not the colour. Not much stays standard for long in my hands. Peeps should know this by now. :smt003
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#24 Post by blinkey501 » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:15 am

MartDude wrote:
fatboy wrote:The correct answer is A,B,C.

If anyone bought this curious thing they would need to haggle some serious deal with a certain bike valeter....
How long would it take to clean those white wire wheels?
Sorry, the more I look at it,the more of an Essex girl I see
It can only be ridden whilst wearing white boots
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#25 Post by MartDude » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:38 am

flatlander wrote:I can't argue with mart either:
A) because he has a California
B) because I don't understand his hill billy accent
C) because he's got an axe
You choose
Thanks for the compliments, Geoff
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