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flatlander · #1 Post by **flatlander** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:42 pm

So day starts with a garden full of sheep eating what plants we have the farmer who we used to let use our paddock for free until we got fed up of having a garden full of sheep was .... Shall we say somewhat churlish and refused to give his insurance details saying call the police if you don't like it. One helpful plod later and he said he's lost count of the number of times he's had to deal with this guy but its a civil matter really...
Later go to Crewe ... What a dump ... To be asked why don't you speak to your boy in English if you live in England ... One brief conversation later ( brief in that my reply was so he doesn't have to listen to petty small minded idiots like you)
Head off to get car through MOT forgot wallet ... Never mind use the emergency cash facility except app crashes half way through 20 minutes of 50p pm later no help from helpdesk so reinstall app get sorted go to MOT. Great Mot place has free sweets need a new tyre bummer console myself with a sweet and lose a crown
That's just the main bits so in going to have a large sherry and go to bed cards behind the bar now I've got it back

Falcopops · #2 Post by **Falcopops** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:16 pm

Well at least I'm having a laugh at your expense, thanks for sharing and I'll have a dash of Kahlua in my mornign coffee ta.

#3 Post by **mangocrazy** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:19 pm

If life gives you sheep, make lamb chops...

Aladinsaneuk · #4 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:37 pm

more of squid's ex's

Firestarter · #5 Post by **Firestarter** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:46 am

flatlander wrote:Later go to Crewe ... What a dump ... To be asked why don't you speak to your boy in English if you live in England ... One brief conversation later ( brief in that my reply was so he doesn't have to listen to petty small minded idiots like you)

I thought Polish was the local dialect in Crewe. They even started putting both English and Polish on the signs down there...

flatlander · #6 Post by **flatlander** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:52 pm

Yup all the way down to Whitchurch and the welsh border ... No signs in welsh though apparently its the councils choice ... You know the elected representatives ... Twats!

randomsquid · #7 Post by **randomsquid** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:48 pm

mangocrazy wrote:If life gives you sheep, make lamb chops...

Yup, having it tied up in the cellar is nine tenths of the law.

squadron Nero · #8 Post by **squadron Nero** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:55 pm

At least you've got your, erm.... Well at least you haven't... It could be worse. I'm not sure how but it probably could be. Hope today's been a better day

flatlander · #9 Post by **flatlander** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:19 pm

Cheers yes better today spent half of it explaining to British gas that cancelling the quote for some repair work would be okay if the work on the boiler that they had to complete nearly a year ago so that the quoted work could go ahead had been done and hadn't actually broken the boiler.
Called about an immediate start contract and spent the afternoon waiting for the phone interview yup you guessed it not a fekking word

On the plus side I got theo his first duvet and duvet set from asda for half the john Lewis price and its still good for allergies and he was so well behaved he made the day so much brighter and funnier as he always does

As an aside I find that if people in offices make you wait not letting your little one have an afternoon nap and his milk on time then put them on the counter doesn't half get them to hurry up :)

nicketynoo · #10 Post by **nicketynoo** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:38 pm

The cost of living is just crazy these days, I can remember when an MOT was only Half a crown

I'll partake in a milk stout ta very much. Hope tomorrows a better day

fatboy · #11 Post by **fatboy** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 7:59 pm

Yup,dumping a child on a counter or desk top is an undeniable dose of reality, as you said it gets em moving !

Aladinsaneuk · #12 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:02 pm

especially if they cry and scream to order, and then produce a really smelly poo

flatlander · #13 Post by **flatlander** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:29 pm

Theo can do most of that and that's before he starts dismantling the computer drawing in stuff and knocking things over

randomsquid · #14 Post by **randomsquid** » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:30 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:especially if they cry and scream to order, and then produce a really smelly poo

Never underestimate the bargaining ability of a good smelly poo.

We've got a messy bugger at work who keeps leaving the place looking like a bombsite. I'd tried subtle, I'd tried sarcastic but it wasn't until I threatened to shit in his locker that he started to tidy up after himself.

flatlander · #15 Post by **flatlander** » Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:45 am

And today the washing machine decided to start pouring out smoke ... Oh you don't need to worry about that says the kind lady at Beko ...FFS and British gas came and quoted minimum of 200£ to repair the boiler they're meant to have already repaired ! We have no record of having carried out that repair... That's my fekkin point you muopet you didn't repair it the first time!

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