The cake shop.

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kneescratch · #1 Post by **kneescratch** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:23 pm

I walked into the bakers today and all the cakes were priced at 50p each except one plate on the counter was priced at £1 each, I said how come those ones are a pound each? the shop assistant said " That's Madeira Cake sir"

Gary

D-Rider · #2 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:53 am

So, this bakery sales-assistant ...... Genoa ?

Obiwan Kenobi · #3 Post by **Obiwan Kenobi** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:31 am

That's terrible.

I went to the same shop to get the last bit of that Madeira cake, but its scone* ** ***

* this joke only works if you pronounce it "scon" not "scowne"

**this joke isn't very funny, thinking about it.

*** actually, just forget it.

D-Rider · #4 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:40 pm

Obiwan Kenobi wrote:That's terrible.

I went to the same shop to get the last bit of that Madeira cake, but its scone* ** ***

* this joke only works if you pronounce it "scon" not "scowne"

**this joke isn't very funny, thinking about it.

*** actually, just forget it.

Don't get in Flapjack ... We can cope with the different pronunciations.

fatboy · #5 Post by **fatboy** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:01 pm

Groan...
pronounced grown

MartDude · #6 Post by **MartDude** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:39 pm

I think we need eclair-out of these sub-standard jokes

Aladinsaneuk · #7 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:06 pm

Now who sounds crusty?

BikerGran · #8 Post by **BikerGran** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:33 pm

I'm not exactly rolling around..

Falcopops · #9 Post by **Falcopops** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:38 pm

I'm pudding in a formal complaint against the standard of the yolks in this thread!

randomsquid · #10 Post by **randomsquid** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:43 pm

Bananas.

I'm not sure what's going on...

D-Rider · #11 Post by **D-Rider** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:53 pm

randomsquid wrote:Bananas.

I'm not sure what's going on...

We always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake …......

Aladinsaneuk · #12 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:06 pm

Could just be sour dough

MartDude · #13 Post by **MartDude** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:19 pm

A veritable storm of cake puns; better battenburg down the hatches.

Aladinsaneuk · #14 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:10 pm

Possibly even a bakers dozen

kneescratch · #15 Post by **kneescratch** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:16 pm

Crumbs... Everyone pudding their comments in for a slice of the .............. STOP.. STOP!!!!

This isn't right!!!!!

Who started this..

Gary