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These ARE the Droids you're looking for...

#1 Post by Obiwan Kenobi » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:09 am

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These are not the Droids you're looking for...

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#2 Post by D-Rider » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:50 am

Nah - they're looking for me ............







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#3 Post by HowardQ » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:19 pm

D-Rider wrote:Nah - they're looking for me ............



:smt005

No, you mean ..................

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#4 Post by D-Rider » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:22 pm

Nah - just the one :smt005 Howard.
I didn't mention that the police are looking for me too - that wiped most of the smiles off of my face .........
















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#5 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:24 pm

:smt060 :smt054 :smt055 :smt053 :smt063
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.

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#6 Post by fatboy » Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:36 pm

Willopotomas wrote::smt060 :smt054 :smt055 :smt053 :smt063
see marraige related post
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#7 Post by Willopotomas » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:44 pm

fatboy wrote:
Willopotomas wrote::smt060 :smt054 :smt055 :smt053 :smt063
see marraige related post
No matter how good she looks.. Someone, somewhere, is tired of her shit.. :smt045
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handle bars to the saddle.

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#8 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:26 pm

reminds me of being at the ally pally bike show a few years ago

for purely peverted reasons, i was standing behind the MCN kennel club as they posed for a group shot

'Fuck me - thats a lot of cellulite" i said

fuck me a lot of them turned round and shot me a look of pure love....

an awful lot of people were laughing - including the photographer....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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