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GinMonster
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by GinMonster » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:07 pm
Greetings and salutations one and all. There's a big wad of cash behind the bar........what y'all having?
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:26 pm
Hi and welcome
I'll just grab a load of that big wad of cash .... might have a beer too
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein
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GinMonster
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by GinMonster » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:27 pm
Salted nuts sir?
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
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D-Rider
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by D-Rider » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:31 pm
GinMonster wrote:Salted nuts sir?
Lol - far preferable than crushed nuts!
“Scientists investigate that which already is. Engineers create that which has never been.”
-- Albert Einstein
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flatlander
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by flatlander » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:23 pm
D-Rider wrote:GinMonster wrote:Salted nuts sir?
Lol - far preferable than crushed nuts!
I thought it was just laryngitis sorry to hear it was more serious I'd better have an alcohol free Cobra to get over the shock
actually I may have something a bit stronger as i may be in with a chance of replacing the money I shouldn't have spent soon and maybe before I get found out
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock
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MartDude
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by MartDude » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:05 pm
Hello, welcome, & ta very much, I'll have a grappa & espresso - the bourgeois vodka & Red Bull
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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slickliner6
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by slickliner6 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:14 am
twat for me please.
and none of your salted nuts,,,,ooohhhh nnnnoooooo.
Packet of porkies over 'ere.
A day without a laugh is a day wasted.
we were so poor when i was growing up.Dad said "its a good job i was born a boy,at least id have something to play with"
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:27 am
I have a theory about circumcision, pork scratchings and jews not eating pork but....
Spitfire please
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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joecrx
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by joecrx » Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:40 am
iv a hanggover , hair of the dog for me
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Dalemac
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by Dalemac » Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:18 am
I'll try one of those pint's of twat thanks.
Oh, and welcome :D
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Sun Apr 14, 2013 2:16 pm
Hi, Im drowning my sorrows, a pallet of Stella please !
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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blinkey501
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by blinkey501 » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:02 pm
Welcome ginmonster
Tolerance will be our undoing.
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falcomunky
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by falcomunky » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:14 pm
How do n welcome aboard mate. Pint o Jura Ta!
Two is the magic number... ;)
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beyond
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by beyond » Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:38 pm
Welcome. Single malt please
You always have a choice
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GinMonster
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by GinMonster » Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:15 pm
Aladinsaneuk wrote:I have a theory about circumcision, pork scratchings and jews not eating pork but....
I heard they'd done a deal with a chewing gum factory....
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
