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#16 Post by HowardQ » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:43 pm

Yeh, that's what I was thinking!
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#17 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:55 pm

/nod

Tim is in the Queens Regiment isn't he?


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#18 Post by randomsquid » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:19 pm

I'm shocked and saddened by how low the level has sunk.
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#19 Post by HowardQ » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:28 pm

I suppose you do have to go a bit low with a Dwarf.

Sorry I'm off now.
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#20 Post by flatlander » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:34 pm

randomsquid wrote:I'm shocked and saddened by the one about the dwarf and the skunk.
there fixed that for you :smt002
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Dwarf Tossing ?

#21 Post by fatboy » Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:40 pm

randonsquids reply could be open to interpetation. Was the dwarf in question over the age of consent? Did money change hands ? Was income declared ? Im sure some one else can lower the lowest common denominator further ?
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#22 Post by Kwackerz » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:30 pm

:smt018 Dwarf baiting is illegal. And besides, it's Elf, not bloody Dwarf.


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#23 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:48 pm

I seem to remember elves were tall

And very good at camouflage.........
























Sure you didn't mean hobbit?


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#24 Post by Kwackerz » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:53 pm

:smt001 Some names are written in bold text...
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#25 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:55 pm

:smt005


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#26 Post by D-Rider » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:36 pm

I thought it was Nursie Pete that dealt with all the 'elf stuff :smt017
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#27 Post by HowardQ » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:24 pm

He certainly used to be an Elf worker :smt003

So he can't be all bad Tim!
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#28 Post by flatlander » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:34 pm

where at elf and safety ... well someone had to say it :smt003 and gnomes we haven't had gnomes yet it could be a gnome? :smt017
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#29 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:45 pm

Would that be anything to do with the Gnome Service?

Am sure Tim is in Gnomeland security....


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#30 Post by randomsquid » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:48 pm

These heightist jokes are becoming a hobbit.
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