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by flatlander » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:29 pm
Look at the typical modern blueish hot water bottle in the. Link
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_water_bottle
See the small hole at the base where it looks like the bottle was taken out of the mould ... Who knows what it's really for? I can think of at least a couple of you that should

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by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:32 pm
is it a special release valve to turn pubes grey if the bottle gets humped by a randy badger in the night?
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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by flatlander » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:35 pm
Shall I answer now or wait for more guesses first?
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by Falcopops » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:40 am
To hang it up on a hook (that's what my granny used it for).
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by flatlander » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:47 am
And why would you hang it on a hook ?
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by bert » Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:54 am
Easier storage & to dry out
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by flatlander » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:05 am
True any other reason ? ;)
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by flatlander » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:17 am
Ah what the heck I can't keep it to meself
Story begins on holiday in Russia wifelet starting to feel unwell says can you be a dear and go find me a hot water bottle...,
So in case it is news iI am in Russia on holiday. :) definitely plan on coming back ...
Tell tou what bloidy iPhone and all the open wifi places have come in handy...
Try buying a hot water bottle in a chemist in Russia without one!
Iean if you dont seak the lingo
Especially google images for buying hot water bottles ! Fresky to think about really, stoll reqiired me to act out boiling the kettle etc ...And even freakier they sell them in the chemist for about 3£
No ...wait sorry That's not the freaky bit....
The freaky bit is they come with an enema kit !!!!
No ...wait sorry That's not the freaky bit....
The kit comes with multiple attachments !!!
Yup see the little hole in the rubber at the bottom of a hot water bottle that we mentioned earlier?
I always thought that was like a moulding thing
Nope it's where you hang ot up for a DIY. bum flush !!!
Arggghhh
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by Falcopops » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:08 am
fuck me, boiling water up yer jacksie, damn those russians are crazy.
Where about are you holidaying?
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by flatlander » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:41 am
Petersburg quite the most beautiful place I have ever been knocks Rome into a cocked hat. Been here over a week not seen a quarter of it definitely coming back.
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by Falcopops » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:27 pm
Nice, St. Petersbug, I'm asuming onthe Neva.
Went there a while back, when the iron curtain was still up no less.
Awesome place true enough only a flying visit 4 days there 4 in Moscow and 10 in Sochi on the black sea, probably all in different countries now.
Enjoy the views and don't limit yourself to ogling the countryside and architecture, I'm sure you'll have noticed already.
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by flatlander » Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:16 pm
Even my wifelet has commented on the other sights that are resplendent around the city. And now she is in bed with flu suggesting I go out on my own for a bit so I am not cooped up here with her .... Hmnnnnn what do we think ?

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by D-Rider » Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:57 pm
flatlander wrote:Even my wifelet has commented on the other sights that are resplendent around the city. And now she is in bed with flu suggesting I go out on my own for a bit so I am not cooped up here with her .... Hmnnnnn what do we think ?

She's probably sending you out for a hot water bottle plus attachments - all part of a local flu remedy
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