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fatboy · #1 Post by **fatboy** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:23 pm

ME !
Its the early hours of the morning, my mind and body start talking

Im awake,why?
Your bladder is full, off you go !
Im back, thats better, bliss in fact !
Good, now fall back into bed and carry on with that wonderfull sleep !
Ok, Im free falling now....

BANG, Im fully awake now,lightening bolts of pain in my foot, Im on the floor next to the bed
Broken big toe, broken little toe

randomsquid · #2 Post by **randomsquid** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:08 pm

How did you miss the middle toes?

fatboy · #3 Post by **fatboy** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:15 pm

The same question asked by the doctor at A & E !
Dont know, same reason I missed the bed ?

D-Rider · #4 Post by **D-Rider** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:45 pm

If that's what you do falling from the height of a bed, don't ever consider sky-diving ..............

Hope the toes heal quickly

....... and ................

fatboy · #5 Post by **fatboy** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:16 pm

DR, I think I have proved my internal guidance system/ auto pilot is not 100% reliable so no no no skydiving for me !
The auto pilot always lies, telling me 'Its Sunday again so switch the alarm clock off'
Toes will take 6 ish weeks to heal so Ive learnt to walk without bending my right foot
Wouldnt have this shit if I was a Terminator !

randomsquid · #6 Post by **randomsquid** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:50 pm

I've tried broken toes, it's shit. You have my commiserations.

Gio · #7 Post by **Gio** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:15 pm

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch.

I've had 3 broken toes in my left foot, mostly cos I used to like kicking newel posts at the bottom of the stairs.

My little toe on my left foot is now at 90 degrees to where it should be nail wise

blinkey501 · #8 Post by **blinkey501** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:02 am

Gio wrote:Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch.

I've had 3 broken toes in my left foot, mostly cos I used to like kicking newel posts at the bottom of the stairs.

My little toe on my left foot is now at 90 degrees to where it should be nail wise

Never broke my toes but i have stood on a 3 pin plug in the dark.
It bruised inside the arch of my foot.
It must have been more painfull than child birth...............Hannah comments

slickliner6 · #9 Post by **slickliner6** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 11:01 am

Had a few broken toes in the past (thanks to my karate school)
worst i ever had was all toes on right foot broken at same time.
walked like a constipated duck for 3 weeks.
so yes.....loads of sympathy for ya.

flatlander · #10 Post by **flatlander** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:47 pm

Several broken toes just getting over the last one, the little one know the big one keeps breaking in the same place at football. No fun are they :(

fatboy · #11 Post by **fatboy** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:10 pm

Give up football ???

flatlander · #12 Post by **flatlander** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:46 pm

Hat and stay at home or at work an extra 8-10 hours

fatboy · #13 Post by **fatboy** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:37 pm

Football wearing steelies then

Samray · #14 Post by **Samray** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 8:46 pm

FFS !
I thought this was a safely poofball free zone!

flatlander · #15 Post by **flatlander** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:24 pm

Did you know Spain won their quarter final game 2-0 in the Euro 2012 football championship tonight ... No ? I didn't think so ... And it gets better they beat the French