Unsurpsing plus a riddle

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flatlander · #1 Post by **flatlander** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:58 pm

Went to police HQ in Cheshire today, no that's not the unsurprising bit;) ! Went to return my RSVP for the lovely course I have been invited on due to the plain clothes dibble looking like he was throwing bricks off the bridge..
Anyway I digresss but wasn't even allowed through the barriers by the very nice chap from the private security firm

Now when I was in the forces we manned our own gates but after laughing with the guy about this he said they won't take it if it isn't date stamped. We have asked for a post box etc but they just tell us no and not to let the public in

Now the riddle where do all these useless doughnut munching overpaid to56ers go when the weather goes bad. Fair weather riding bollocks to that bring on winter you can guarantee there'll be none of these lazy unnecessary pension grabbers about!
There I feel better now :)

randomsquid · #2 Post by **randomsquid** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:23 pm

I saw a sign today that said POLICE ACCIDENT. I've seen a few of these. They ought to be a bit more bloody careful.

#3 Post by **Kwackerz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:18 pm

nicked for elsewhere.

Dunno the reply to the original thread topic. Erse!

paddyz1 · #4 Post by **paddyz1** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:21 pm

Lol...We done the same thing last Tuesday (same headquaters) only to be told that it had to be posted. I got into the building though as the box was empty (jubilee day).

Had to send it through next day delivery in order to make the deadline.

Willopotomas · #5 Post by **Willopotomas** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:39 pm

Pathetic excuse for a police service. It's barely even a service any more. The only people they serve are their masters, not the people who employ them.. IE, the bloody tax payer!

flatlander · #6 Post by **flatlander** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:39 pm

Aye my 85 year old ex bobby won't even admit to being a policeman any more.
Forgot to mention on my way there I saw 3 police display vehicles parked on the wrong side of a blind bend discussing something. As in not anything important, we've seen that display its about how wildlife needs protecting or something. Not one of the useless to55ers went to make sure incoming traffic was warned but if I had flashed to warn I could be prosecuted according to the lancs police

On a side note if a toll road is a private road can I do whatever speed I like ;) ?