"What are you doing here Santa" asks the man "shouldn't you be getting ready for the big day, making toys & looking after the reindeers"
"Well things have gone to the wall of late, children are more obsessed with computers than toys" said Santa "I've had to pack it all in, sell the sleigh, lay off all the elves & Mrs Claus has got a job at the orphanage. I'm working here now, to help pay off the mortgage!"
The man was really shocked.
"Anyway what can I get you" said Santa
"I'll have a donner kebab please"
"Sorry" says Santa "I'm totally out of donner, do you want a Blitzen instead
.GNOME.
