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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sat May 19, 2012 7:46 pm
As most here are aware I share a house with Hanna
Tonight I had negotiated to watch the football
I bought a case of cider and spent a fortune on some tesco "ken hom" cook at home chinky nosh
So I pop the oven on and Hanna is left to load the starters etc
The timer went and off I went to unload the oven and load the plates - open the oven and let the black smoke out.....
Apparently remove ALL packaging means take the film off the top of the plastic wrapping....
Hanna asked me to ascertain the view of you folk.... Should she be embarrassed?
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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Falcorob
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by Falcorob » Sat May 19, 2012 7:47 pm
Of course not.
I'm right 98% of the time so why worry about the other 3%?
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by Kwackerz » Sat May 19, 2012 7:54 pm
It sounded like a witch hunt to start with.. however there's no magic involved, just an inability to comprehend basics.
Embarrassed? No.. not in the slightest....
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by MartDude » Sat May 19, 2012 7:58 pm
I'll comment after next weekend's bash
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by D-Rider » Sat May 19, 2012 8:03 pm
Typical Hanna behaviour isn't it?
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fatboy
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by fatboy » Sat May 19, 2012 8:21 pm
Two ways of looking at this.......
1) Male logic.. remove all packaging
2) Female logic... that looks like the film on top of a microwavable meal so Im sure it will be ok maybe
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sat May 19, 2012 8:38 pm
Male logic my arse
Apparently we are notorious for not reading instrutions while girls do....
First line of instructions:
"remove ALL packaging"
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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Samray
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by Samray » Sat May 19, 2012 8:43 pm
tesco "ken hom" cook at home chinky nosh
......... not sure you'd have noticed the difference.
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
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HisNibbs
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by HisNibbs » Sat May 19, 2012 9:44 pm
Aladinsaneuk wrote:As most here are aware I share a house with Hanna....
Should she be embarrassed?
C'mon now Pete.....
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sat May 19, 2012 9:55 pm
Lol keef
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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by BikerGran » Sat May 19, 2012 10:12 pm
It suggests that Hanna is not used to dealing with plastic food..... which can only be a Good Thing!
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by Dusty » Sun May 20, 2012 10:08 am
Ah, she may not be alone. I'm normally the "read the manual before touching anything" sort. However, one day at the beach I lit the disposable barbecue failing to notice the instructions about removing the cardboard sleeve. I then lay down and closed my eyes while it heated up, and failed to notice the ensuing black smoke that engulfed neighbouring sunbathers. Rather embarrassing. However, I did manage to salvage it and enjoy the burgers!
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by slickliner6 » Sun May 20, 2012 11:21 am
personaly,,,not having met hanna and maybe having to meet her in the future (if i ever manage to get to a get together).im gonna sit on the side of caution and say.........
shes deffo NOT to be embarrassed
lol smarmy barsteward that i am lol
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Aladinsaneuk
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sun May 20, 2012 11:31 am
you big jessie
:)
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
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by Aladinsaneuk » Sun May 20, 2012 11:31 am
oh - and she works at JPH - so be afraid... very afraid
Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...
