Classic put downs - number 341

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Aladinsaneuk
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Classic put downs - number 341

#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Sat May 12, 2012 3:12 pm

Took Michael to watch the dinosaur show in Norwich today. Bright sunshine and free so lots of people there.

I had a good spot right by the entrance for the show members to get on and off stage. Minute before it is due to start and Doris deposits family in gang way - when askEd to move told people to fuck off

Compere shambles over and says

"you dOnt move your fossilised arse there won't be any fucking dinosaurs..."


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#2 Post by Samray » Sat May 12, 2012 3:30 pm

:smt003
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

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#3 Post by BikerGran » Sat May 12, 2012 5:49 pm

Good for him!
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#4 Post by slickliner6 » Sat May 12, 2012 5:59 pm

I hate people like that,turn up late and expect People(who have waited and queued) to be ok with standing right in front of them.
T**ssers.

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