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First impressions

#1 Post by Keith75 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:07 pm

This is a bit rambly and self-indulgent so look away now if you don't like reading a load of bollocks. :smt001

After almost two weeks of waiting my insurance documents finally turned up and I was able to tax my bike. This coincided conveniently with an early finish from work and, even more conveniently, I had an important errand to run; the delivery of a pair of trousers to my brother 55 miles away. They were a belated birthday present but seeing as he regularly soils himself a certain urgency was required. :smt100

First stop, as the fuel light was on, was the local petrol station. Managed to get 16.6 litres in. Seeing as I have no idea of the tank volume I can't surmise if I was sailing close to the wind or not. The light had been on for about 12 miles though. :smt017

Onward with the journey and I'm starting to feel comfortable with my own riding. It's damp in places but the bike's very unobtrusive, admittedly a bit lumpy low down (well, wtf did I expect?) but you could feel the quality of the suspension coming through on roads that are far from billiard table smooth. I'm enjoying the soundtrack of the induction roar and a faint rumble from the Blueflame (I think) cans. I ponder the irony of spending good money on cans only for everyone else to benefit from the noise. Then I tell myself to shut up. :smt012

The rain gets heavier as I get closer to my destination, Grantown-on-Spey caravan park (yes, he owns one of those), so I'm glad to have been cossetted thus far with heated grips, a comfy seat and double bubble screen. My arrival is greeted by a grateful sibling, seems he's on his last box of Tena for Men and the constant drumming of rain on the caravan isn't helping his bladder. :smt009

The rain continues so I have a cup of Earl Grey and discuss the troubling issues of the day with my nephews. Seems girls are 'rubbish' and the 5-year-old's miffed at not being allowed to watch a horror film. These aren't things that can be solved in an afternoon so I bid them farewell and set out on the return journey.

There's plenty standing water about by now so I'm just trying to smooth things out and maintain momentum (Officer). To be honest I don't think the speed crept much above 80 at any point as I was still quite rusty after the winter lay-off and getting used to the bike was my main priority. For the last 40 miles the rain was persistently heavy. It was at this point I gave thanks for the bike's ability to find traction. Who needs crossplane crank big-bang bullshit when you can have two 500cc pistons doing the work?

So I arrive home, happy. No incidents and I felt like I got to know the bike a bit better. Certainly no nasty surprises or let downs, just confirmation that buying it was money well spent. Here's to many more rides like it, maybe some in the dry. :smt004

It could do with a clean now. Manyana. I can't help feeling the cable tie on the fork was a bit optimistic, but I'm sure in the dry it'll prove worthwhile.

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#2 Post by D-Rider » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:13 pm

:smt023
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#3 Post by randomsquid » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:18 pm

That's a tastefully smoothed rear end.
Has anyone ever ridden a Falco and it didn't rain?
Where ever I lay my hat.....

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#4 Post by Keith75 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:29 pm

randomsquid wrote: That's a tastefully smoothed rear end
That was dyzio's work. :smt001

Forgot to say how useful the underseat storage is. :smt004
randomsquid wrote: Has anyone ever ridden a Falco and it didn't rain?
Is that why they're so popular with webb-footed people?

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#5 Post by mangocrazy » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:31 pm

Keith75 wrote:
randomsquid wrote: Has anyone ever ridden a Falco and it didn't rain?
Is that why they're so popular with web-footed people?
Methinks you may have hit upon something there...

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#6 Post by D-Rider » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:56 pm

Keith75 wrote: Forgot to say how useful the underseat storage is. :smt004
Yep
Mine contains:
  • Alarm
    Hand Cleaner
    Disk Lock
    Puncture repair stuff
    Tank Prop
    Aluminium plate to put under sidestand
    Laminated "cheat codes" for instrument pack
    Waterproof over trousers
    Waterproof over jacket
    ...and maybe other things I've forgotten about ...
..

..... and the cubby hole in the hump is still empty and ready for whenever something else needs squireling away
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#7 Post by furygan man » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:38 pm

Nice blurb that :smt003

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#8 Post by MartDude » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:42 pm

Yes, an enjoyable read. Glad you're happy with it.
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#9 Post by HowardQ » Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:27 pm

Good write up Keith, but believe me it just gets better. The Falco is different from other bikes, particularly Jap IL4s and you need to aclimatise to it, it may take a month or so to fully get used to it, but when it clicks you may just find, like me, that it is the best bike you have ever had and even after many years the thrill never goes away.
Hope you end up the same way. After nearly 8 years I still love the bloody thing. :smt007
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#10 Post by Keith75 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:00 am

Thanks, gents. Looking forward to racking up the miles on it. Need to get some luggage sorted out so I can spend a weekend or two away. :smt115

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#11 Post by HisNibbs » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:54 pm

Get a bagalux tank cover. The tank is flat and you can put loads of stuff on it.
A little rucksack to replace the seat hump and you'll be good to go for a week or so.
Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can enjoy today

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#12 Post by Keith75 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:02 pm

A tailpack's on my wanted list. I'll keep an eye on ebay for a Baglux too. :smt023

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#13 Post by D-Rider » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:59 pm

Keith's trick with a rucksack is worth looking at.

The way he uses one to carry luggage on his Falco is also worth investigating.
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#14 Post by dyzio » Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:34 am

Clean that bike right now! :smt002

Pull the baffels out and it gets better :smt020

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#15 Post by fatboy » Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:58 pm

Funnily enough, when I went to look at my potential Falco the sun was shining. Ifell in love instantly and counted out the notes,rang the insurers and then the heavens opened BIGTIME
I expected torque from an Italian V so pulled away gingerly,kicked into 2nd,thought the clutch was slipping
changed to 3rd, thought the clucth was slipping
changed to 4th, all ok till we got to over 2000rpm,went a bit sideways and then realised Id been spinning the rear all the time
TORQUE in bucketfuls !!
Never smiled so much in my life :smt003
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