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slickliner6
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Lmao

#1 Post by slickliner6 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:48 pm

I was in the pub and noticed 2 large girls by the bar. They both had strong accents so I said 'Hi, are you 2 girls from Scotland?' One of them chirped 'It's WALES you fucking idiot!!' So I immediately apologised and said 'Sorry, are you 2 whales from Scotland?' Then it all kicked off!

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#2 Post by Kwackerz » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:45 pm

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 brilliant!
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#3 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:48 pm

fat bird came up to me in the pub the other night

She said "hi, my name is Anita"

I replied:

"No shit sherlock...."


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#4 Post by fatboy » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:19 pm

Aladin, took a second :smt005
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