Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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Jack Daniels Fishing Story

#1 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:52 am

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouthwith a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.



Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of
Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released
him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.



A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that snake, with two more frogs.....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#2 Post by D-Rider » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:13 am

One called Francois and one called Gaston ...........
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#3 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:40 pm

:smt003 :smt003 very good!
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