dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short
lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you
know what I miss most of all?"
"What?", she asks.
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
it for a while."
Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and proceeds to hold it.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizens Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's
manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have
that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
