Bad taste story ??

[HowardQ]

The Council I work for has just closed all the old council offices in the centre of town and moved to new offices on the outskirts of the town centre.
A4 notices have been up for weeks, but nobody took much notice and didn't or couldn't read them.
Myself and a number of others are still working in the old Civic Building with people hammering on the doors all day and wanting to know why they can't pay their rents, talk about their benefits etc..
If they see you coming out or going into the building you get mugged by them as they want to know what the feck is going on.
A woman on our floor got collared yesterday afternoon by a middle aged eastern European lady who spoke almost no English at all. Our lady was trying to explain to her, the best she could, where the new office was and how to get there, but the woman was getting getting seriously pissed off and swearing at her in Slav or Serbo Croat until she finally stormed off in a foul mood, fell straight down the steps outside the building and broke her leg! (OOOOPS).

[BikerGran]

Now THAT'S slapstick!