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#1 Post by blinkey501 » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:30 pm

Just drowning my sorrows...
60 quid fine and 3 points for speeding
And to top it all off sally has just picked up a fixed penalty for running out of time in a car park in Retford... 25 quid
Shit start to the year someone break a match please :smt090
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#2 Post by fatboy » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:57 pm

A guy I was working with recently got yet another speeding penalty thru the post ( on his mrs car which he uses a lot ) He wrote back to dispute so the cash camera people sent him a photo, yes the mrs car. He replied saying the index number and colour matched but there the similarities ended. He changed the rear lights for Lexus style ones, fitted a tow bar with bungees, fitted rear spoiler with masking tape, photoed the car and sent it back to CashCamera.com... They replied saying it was clearly a case of number plate cloning ! Not sure it will work with timed parking meters tho.
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#3 Post by Willopotomas » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:37 pm

Moomin.. :smt018
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#4 Post by HowardQ » Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:54 pm

Not a good start to the year Jay, hope things get better.
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#5 Post by flatlander » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:32 am

I don't even drink and I am joining you for a bottle of margarita so far this year dropped the bike off the stand blown the gearbox in the car mother in law has broken her shoulder and arm ( no I didn't push her!) and even worse SWMBO has found the bank statements lol
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#6 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:17 am

i am sorry to have all this confirmed :(


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#7 Post by flatlander » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:04 am

me too especially the bank statements so what exactly have I been buying on Paypal suggestions on a postcard :smt003
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#8 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:15 am

get yourself a shovel geoff

you may find it helps to dig your way out of the deep shit.....


Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#9 Post by D-Rider » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:44 am

flatlander wrote:me too especially the bank statements so what exactly have I been buying on Paypal suggestions on a postcard :smt003
I think the gimp suit may have been a bit of a mistake and could take some explaining.
Pete got away with his by announcing he'd taken up extreme scuba diving .....
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#10 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:08 pm

you're only jealous andy because i would not give you mates rates on the video feed


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#11 Post by flatlander » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:49 pm

And to make it better and calm the waters I have just ordered a new oem Honda sidestand, I hope, for 38£
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#12 Post by D-Rider » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:58 pm

A gimp suit and a honda sidestand .... guess that replaces the wet celery .....
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#13 Post by flatlander » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:28 pm

question is do I order the white boots or would that make me look really daft :smt003
For the avoidance of doubt and for the benefit of my wife, not everything I may say here will be absolutely true I may on ocassion embellish a little for effect.
That said when it comes to motorbikes, I like to ride side saddle with a nice frock

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#14 Post by HowardQ » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:16 pm

After all the rest, you just have to go for the white boots.

It may also help the wife and other people to "understand" you better if you wear them regularly!
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Re: Fines

#15 Post by randomsquid » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:27 pm

blinkey501 wrote: Shit start to the year someone break a match please :smt090
I've just jumped up and down an old lighter for you.
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