Which of these is the bigger pillock?

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Which of these is the bigger pillock?

#1 Post by Samray » Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:03 pm

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#2 Post by BikerGran » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:12 pm

When I first went to work for the local police force, new recruits got 3 weeks training in-house, then they went off to Police College for about 6 weeks. Then when they finished that they went out on the street accompanied by a tutor constable for another 3 weeks or so.

Now they get a couple of weeks initial training, a few days with a tutor, and they're on their own. (The Police College was closed down years ago). So you can't blame them really!

Which is one of the reasons I reckon they might as well get rid police constables as they are paid twice as much as a plastic policeman (PCSO) but actually are no more effective.
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#3 Post by D-Rider » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:51 pm

BikerGran wrote:When I first went to work for the local police force, new recruits got 3 weeks training in-house, then they went off to Police College for about 6 weeks. Then when they finished that they went out on the street accompanied by a tutor constable for another 3 weeks or so.

Now they get a couple of weeks initial training, a few days with a tutor, and they're on their own. (The Police College was closed down years ago). So you can't blame them really!

Which is one of the reasons I reckon they might as well get rid police constables as they are paid twice as much as a plastic policeman (PCSO) but actually are no more effective.
.... or like many other jobs, put a minimum level of qualification on entry to it. To have police without a fairly comprehensive knowledge of the law is just madness.
This needn't cost the taxpayer (though perhaps it should) - most other jobs that require qualifications expect their new recruits to come in with the basic qualifications having studied for several years at their own expense - taking out loans that they have to pay back once working.
That said, I'm not in favour of our current financing of education for those embarking of careers that the country needs. The medical, teaching, legal and engineering professions are some of those that should be funded as the country needs those skills and also benefits greatly from them.
It is mind-boggling that the police will not have had in-depth training in the law and law enforcement which is continually refreshed throughout their employment.
Having to rely on whatever bits of law they happen to pick up and an attitude of "I'm in a uniform, you do what I say" is not enough. Perhaps people would also have greater respect for them were they better trained.
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#4 Post by randomsquid » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:06 pm

I had some pull out of the way so that I could filter past on the way home. I'd say they're pretty well trained.
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Re: Which of these is the bigger pillock?

#5 Post by D-Rider » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:59 pm

Samray wrote: Which of these is the bigger pillock?
I've just found time to watch the clip .... and think that Sam has it just about spot on with the title.
Arrogant cyclist who thinks it's fine to jump the red light
Numptie copper who hasn't got a clue (which, from previous points above, may just be down to the fact that the system provides us with untrained policepeople - if that's the right term in this day and age .....)
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#6 Post by Kwackerz » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:29 pm

I feel sorry for the copper. He's trying so hard to remember ' section XXX of the road traffic act'* but is put on the spot by a pompous twat and loses the upper hand.. Pity.

Pompous twat will hopefully fall foul of his bloodymindedness and end up across the bonnet of a quite substantial vehicle some time soon with PC from the video in attendance. I think my first words would be.. 'Who's the clever c**t now then?


* im not a copper I dont have to remember it, or be correct. :smt002
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#7 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:14 pm

cyclist was in the wrong

BUT copper was also wrong - unless you are arrested, you are not obliged to give your name etc - you can be asked but....


(That is my understanding of the law but)

pompous twat will no doubt fall foul of an arctic proceeding across a green light so he will get his own come uppance via a trip to A&E

the copper will learn how to handle a situation and to communicate with people - and like nursing, i would suggest that 90% of his job is common sense and communication, not dishing out tickets


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#8 Post by Dalemac » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:44 pm

how can you intuitively get onto a bike?

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#9 Post by Willopotomas » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:49 pm

Two of my biggest pet hates in conflict. They both deserve a punch in the face.

Officious copper and "road owner" cyclist.. :smt013
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#10 Post by MartDude » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:56 pm

Dalemac wrote:how can you intuitively get onto a bike?

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#11 Post by back_marker » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:02 pm

Aladinsaneuk wrote:cyclist was in the wrong

BUT copper was also wrong - unless you are arrested, you are not obliged to give your name etc - you can be asked but....

No problem. Give name and address so that I can issue you with a ticket or I will arrest you for the offence that you have committed.

Sure he can be done for obstructing the Police or some such anyway.
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#12 Post by Aladinsaneuk » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:25 pm



Let's face it, you wouldn't go to a nurse to get good advice on a problem with a Falco - you'd choose an Engineer or a mechanic...


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#13 Post by fatboy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:01 pm

On a similar vane, there is no such thing as Just routine Sir for being stopped with a motor vee hickle. Plod has to specify a specific reason for delaying you on your merry way. Does piss em of when they pull you, you ask Whats the problem? They reply No problem Sir. Its now time to give it a hefty twist of the throttle,dump the clutch ha ha
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#14 Post by BikerGran » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:12 pm

The links above refer to 'stop and search' which is different from the cyclist thing. There is a traffic offence of 'failing to give name and address to a police officer' - for when someone has committed a traffic offence.
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#15 Post by fatboy » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:18 pm

Not seen the vid as its now been removed, I did say on a similar vane tho BG !
No such thing as a routine traffic stop !
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