FREE BEER FOR LIFE

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fatboy · #1 Post by **fatboy** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:55 pm

Guy walks into a pub,orders a pint then sees the sign saying Free beer for life if you can fulfil our 3 challenges, he asks the barman about it
The barman says Challenge One, drink a litre of chilli infused vodka, Challenge Two, there is an alligator in the back yard with toothache, Challenge Three, there is an old lady upstairs who has never had an orgasm !
The guy has a few more pints then announces he is ready for the challenge, the barman gets the vodka, guy drinks it in one, tears streaming from his eyes, leaves by the back door, instantly there is bashing,crashing, howling, growling, the noise suddenly stops then the guy staggers in,clothes shredded and asks Right, wheres that woman with toothache ?

blinkey501 · #2 Post by **blinkey501** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:23 am

The old ones are still the best

fatboy · #3 Post by **fatboy** » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:31 pm

Yes ! Thats why we are here !