Stupid comments of the year 2012

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Aladinsaneuk · #1 Post by **Aladinsaneuk** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:38 pm

Went into a bike shop today

AirPlane blonde shop assistant:

"what are you looking for?"

I replied :

"a tyre pressure gauge"

She asked:

"what's it for?"

"...... Tyres...."

BikerGran · #2 Post by **BikerGran** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:25 pm

Good grief!

HisNibbs · #3 Post by **HisNibbs** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:28 pm

I'm sure Triumph and Ducati must do a branded limited edition guage.....for a couple of hundred notes.

fatboy · #4 Post by **fatboy** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:57 pm

Astoninishing ! ! ! ! ! !

Over heard conversation by my bro in his local shop that does coal logs ect
customer. Is it ok to burn logs in my wood burning stove?

shopkeeper. Yes, they are in fact wood

customer. Oh thats good, how do I light them?

Shopkeeper then explains the options, firelighters or newspaper and kindling, customer considers this then asks
Will any newspaper do ?

Its frightening that people like this are driving on this planet

Willopotomas · #5 Post by **Willopotomas** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:40 pm

It makes you wonder how they've managed to stay alive for so long.