"I see you've got a firearms license" said the officer "are you carrying any weapons?"
"Yes" said the old lady "I've got a Magnum in the glove compartment, a Glock in my handbag, a Luger under my seat, and a pump-action shot gun in the boot".
"Blimey!" said the officer, "what are you afraid of?" to which the old lady replies.................
"F*ck all actually "
