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fatboy
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by fatboy » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:03 pm
Maybe this is funnier hearing it rather than reading it but here goes,
Q) Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?
A) One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for apprehending criminals
Cleverly disguised as an adult !
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MartDude
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by MartDude » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:09 pm
Why are police horses unique among mammals?
They're the only ones with a c*nt halfway up their backs
It flies sideways through time
It's an electric line
To your zodiac sign
I've got a Black and Silver Machine!
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mangocrazy
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by mangocrazy » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:09 pm
Q. Why do sharks never attack bankers?
A. Professional courtesy.
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mangocrazy
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by mangocrazy » Sat Dec 17, 2011 7:11 pm
Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
